i don’t actually like being tall
Can we switch? I don’t like being short. I mean I do sometimes but not when it’s important.
i like being taller than you
Why. So you can torture me? Hold things out of my reach and watch me squirm? I bought you a cupcake man. You’re so cruel to me.
I am older than you. By 2 years. How did this even come to be. WHY DONT YOU FEAR ME?
Dear child, no one fears you. That is why you have me. As your father it is my job to intimidate the fools whom I feel need to be intimidated for you… Sadly for you I like him. So, deal with it.